2017-10-17 17:23:04 UTC
Sounds like decades and decades of probably not having as much money as he says
he does though Maggie Haberman was claiming hes RICHER THAN HE SAYS as far
back as 2011 are catching up with Donald Trump, as he is now poor. Oh, its
not because of all the legal fees from the Russia investigation. As he has done
for most of his career, he is paying those with other peoples money.
The new Forbes 400 is out, and Donald Trump has dropped from #1 to HAHAHAHA JUST
KIDDING that pussy has never cracked the top 50. Hes dropped 92 spots to #248,
which is weak and sad and the opposite of yooge. How much more embarrassing than
usual it must be for him to look in the mirror right now!
Here is why Forbes says Donald Trump is a common pauper, a pathetic loser with
tiny hands who is only a three-billionaire these days:
"A tough New York real estate market, particularly for retail locations; a
costly lawsuit and an expensive presidential campaign all contributed to the
declining fortune of the 45th president.
PFFFFFFFFFFFT, take a hike, Forbes, lets just cut the shit and say Donald Trump
is bad at money. As CNN notes, the richest Americans are richer than they were
a year ago, but not Donald Trump!
The top ten this year is pretty much the same list as always, just jumbled
around a bit. Youve got the Silicon Valley guys, the Koch brothers, Michael
Bloomberg and Warren Buffett. All of these men are capable of doing that trick
where they magically discover a quarter behind your ear, whereas Donald Trump is
likely not, because of the poverty.
The following WOMEN have more money than Donald Trump, and we will list them
here for reasons we cant even imagine:
Laurene Powell Jobs
Pauline MacMillan Keinath
Ann Walton Kroenke
Nancy Walton Laurie
Gwendolyn Sontheim Meyer
Imogene Powers Johnson
Mary Alice Dorrance Malone
Maybe one of those ladies could teach Donald something about the Art Of The Deal
if they feel like it, oh fiddlesticks, they probably dont.
In related news, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner-Trump are also poor now, because
they got charged $400 in fines for continually fucking up their financial
All of this is heartbreaking and we are sad for the Trump family. If theyre
behind you in line at the McDs, please do a mitzvah and buy them one of those
nasty Apple Pies, and if they say they want to order something different, remind
them beggars cannot be choosers.