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The Girther Movement
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Miloch
2018-01-17 17:46:55 UTC
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https://www.theroot.com/the-girther-movement-many-people-dont-believe-the-pres-1822157904

On Tuesday, White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the
inherently black name, announced that the president had the hands of a Grecian
god and the balls of a Spanish bull. Seriously, Dr. Jackson proclaimed that the
only aliments troubling the KFC-fingered president was high cholesterol and, he
added, that Donald Trump could stand to lose a few pounds. He also claimed that
the president was 6 feet 3 inches and weighed 239 pounds.

Record scratch.

Social media immediately called bullshit and, thusly, the girth movement was
born. Girthers want the president to show his weight certificate. They don’t
believe that a man who admittedly eats like a rhino that broke out of the zoo
and was homeless for a few weeks only weighs 239 pounds. They also don’t believe
that the president is 6 feet 3, so they took to the internet to voice their
disdain for President Wiggles Von HateHandles and the good, black-named doctor
Ronny Jackson.

Several on Twitter noted that the president’s height on his first physical was 6
feet 2 inches and that by adding an inch to the president’s height, he goes from
being obese to being overweight.

I’m joining the girther movement. Who’s with me?




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M@gd@
2018-01-17 21:10:27 UTC
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On 17 Jan 2018 09:46:55 -0800, in alt.gossip.celebrities, Miloch
<***@newsguy.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... https://www.theroot.com/the-girther-movement-many-people-dont-believe-the-pres-1822157904
...
... On Tuesday, White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the
... inherently black name, announced that the president had the hands of a Grecian
... god and the balls of a Spanish bull. Seriously, Dr. Jackson proclaimed that the
... only aliments troubling the KFC-fingered president was high cholesterol and, he
... added, that Donald Trump could stand to lose a few pounds. He also claimed that
... the president was 6 feet 3 inches and weighed 239 pounds.
...
... Record scratch.
...
... Social media immediately called bullshit and, thusly, the girth movement was
... born. Girthers want the president to show his weight certificate. They don’t
... believe that a man who admittedly eats like a rhino that broke out of the zoo
... and was homeless for a few weeks only weighs 239 pounds. They also don’t believe
... that the president is 6 feet 3, so they took to the internet to voice their
... disdain for President Wiggles Von HateHandles and the good, black-named doctor
... Ronny Jackson.
...
... Several on Twitter noted that the president’s height on his first physical was 6
... feet 2 inches and that by adding an inch to the president’s height, he goes from
... being obese to being overweight.
...
... I’m joining the girther movement. Who’s with me?


Obama is 6'1, and he looks down on Trompette.

They got it wrong, it's 239 kilos, not pounds...



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