2018-01-17 17:46:55 UTC
On Tuesday, White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the
inherently black name, announced that the president had the hands of a Grecian
god and the balls of a Spanish bull. Seriously, Dr. Jackson proclaimed that the
only aliments troubling the KFC-fingered president was high cholesterol and, he
added, that Donald Trump could stand to lose a few pounds. He also claimed that
the president was 6 feet 3 inches and weighed 239 pounds.
Social media immediately called bullshit and, thusly, the girth movement was
born. Girthers want the president to show his weight certificate. They dont
believe that a man who admittedly eats like a rhino that broke out of the zoo
and was homeless for a few weeks only weighs 239 pounds. They also dont believe
that the president is 6 feet 3, so they took to the internet to voice their
disdain for President Wiggles Von HateHandles and the good, black-named doctor
Several on Twitter noted that the presidents height on his first physical was 6
feet 2 inches and that by adding an inch to the presidents height, he goes from
being obese to being overweight.
Im joining the girther movement. Whos with me?