2018-04-05 16:29:02 UTC
The time the American public has been forced to spend contemplating the genitals
of the president and his ghoulish son is time that we will never get back.
Today, a fresh horror: Don Jr. bragging about the size of his Litl Smokey, as
well as his fathers.
At the Huffington Post, Ashley Feinberg unearthed a 2007 episode of The Adam
Carolla Show, recorded live from the Playboy Mansion, natch. In this interview,
Don Jr. answered a lot of very gross questions about a wide range of things,
including but not limited to whether or not he thinks his stepmother, Melania,
is hot and how many Miss USA winners hes had sex with.
Fine, fine, yes, hes disgusting, OK yeah, we get it, lets close this, and move
right on, Im so tired andpardon me, what the hell is this?
Host: I got one question, Donald Jr.: When you and your pops are in the shower,
whos got the bigger package? You know what Im saying.
Trump Jr.: You know, and I will get fired for this, but Im never going to say
that I dont. I will get fired for that. By the way, theyre both pretty
substantial I think.
My guess is that Big Trump hasnt seen his little Trump in at least a decade and
Don Jr.s penis is roughly the size, shape, and texture of a pool noodle. This
is disgusting, but Im not even mad! At this point, we have moved past
revulsion; overexposure to stories about Trump dick has made everyone dead