2018-08-31 15:02:20 UTC
There have been some awful media spectacles this week, but Fox & Friends got in
under the wire on Friday morning with a late entry for Fake Controversy That
Makes My Brain Liquify by trying to beef with Ryan Gosling about his upcoming
Gosling is stars in the new Neil Armstrong biopic First Man, which dipshits are
already up in arms about because the movie does not include a reenactment of the
astronauts planting an American flag on the moon. Whatever, I say!!!!
But the half-wit Fox News morning gang did not accept Goslings explanationhe
told The Telegraph that the filmmakers viewed the (alleged) moonlanding as a
human achievementhighlighting the fact that Gosling is himself a Canadian.
Uh, heres what I think: Ryan Gosling is an idiot, Pete Hegseth said on the
show. Hes a global citizen who thinks a bunch of humans got together and said
were going to go to the moon.
He continued: No. One country, compelled by capitalism, by free people, with a
vision, said were going to do this...Yet revisionist actors in Hollywood then
preach to us that it was a human achievement, and American had nothing to do
Resident braintrust Ainsley Earhardt chimed in that this is just whats
happening in America, where everyone and their cousin want to kneel for the
flag, for the anthem.