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Russia names Steven Seagal as its special envoy to the U.S., lucky us
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Miloch
2018-08-04 23:16:54 UTC
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https://news.avclub.com/russia-names-steven-seagal-as-its-special-envoy-to-the-1828108869

In what’s either a massive over-estimation of the U.S. public’s ever-waning
tolerance for Steven Seagal—or just a savvy way to get him out of their country
for a minute—the Russian government today announced that the doughy silk robe
enthusiast/alleged professional creep/person accused of sexual assault by at
least 2 women has now been named as the country’s “special envoy to the U.S.”
Lucky us.

Per The Hollywood Reporter, Seagal’s new position is (blessedly) unpaid, and
involves him attempting to “facilitate relations between Russia and the United
States in the humanitarian field,” a project likely to be made slightly more
difficult by the extremely tepid relations between Seagal himself and the rest
of the human race. His specific areas of expertise include “cooperation in
culture, public, and youth exchanges,” which, gross:

Seagal has been a long-time booster of Vladimir Putin’s government, clinging to
the country’s affection for him like a greasy, unkempt ponytail, or possibly a
film script entirely constructed out of the words “kick,” “fire,” “pressure,”
“siege,” “kill,” and “babe.” He became a Russian citizen in 2016, and was banned
from Ukraine last year for his support of Putin’s policies, making “Guaranteed
absence of Steven Seagal” one of the few metrics in which the
sometimes-embattled country unambiguously leads the planet in quality of life
measures.



more at
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/russia-hires-steven-seagal-as-special-envoy-us-1132261?utm_source=twitter


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Siri Cruise
2018-08-05 00:26:22 UTC
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In article <***@drn.newsguy.com>, Miloch <***@newsguy.com>
wrote:

> https://news.avclub.com/russia-names-steven-seagal-as-its-special-envoy-to-the
> -1828108869
>
> In what’s either a massive over-estimation of the U.S. public’s ever-waning
> tolerance for Steven Seagal—or just a savvy way to get him out of their
> country
> for a minute—the Russian government today announced that the doughy silk robe
> enthusiast/alleged professional creep/person accused of sexual assault by at
> least 2 women has now been named as the country’s “special envoy to the U.S.”
> Lucky us.

A fat fuck to meet a fat fuck.

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