2020-05-10 02:40:23 UTC
The last time we checked in on Paula White, the spiritual advisor to Donald
Trump, she was pulling out of a speaking engagement at a conference that was
promising supernatural protection from the coronavirus. Before that, she was
praying that God would terminate all satanic pregnancies, and making a call
against both the animal and marine kingdoms. Ive still yet to learn what either
kingdom did to her, but I assume that unless its the kingdom of God, Paula is
probably going to make a stink about it. I expect shell be coming out against
Genovia any day now.
Her war with land and sea aside, Paula is now taking on an even greater force,
God himself, and commanding the Lord to stop all this coronavirus nonsense once
and for all! So I declare to you right now, to be Lord over this nation, she
said at the White House on National Day of Prayer earlier this week, Over the
United States of America, and we receive your blessing over any plague, over any
economic distress, you will stay the hand of the enemy, according to second
Samual chapter twenty-one verse sixteen, she said before continuing on to
basically tell God enough is enough already.
While I am totally down with the sentiment, and I too would very much like God
to get rid of covid-19, I am confused as to why she felt the need to clarify for
God just exactly what nation she was talking about. Does she think that God
isnt aware of where she was when she was talking to him? Also, I know I may be
a bit rusty when it comes to my understanding of religion, but Paula spends most
of her speech (prayer?) reminding God about stuff that was written in the bible
and about all the times that he helped people out who were in distress before. I
think he knows, Paula! Didnt he like, write the book? Isnt that the whole
thing? Written by man, inspired by God, or something like that. My guess is, if
hes out there, at this point hes just not listening, and to be honest I dont
think youre helping!
What do you think? Is God listening to Paula White?