2018-03-25 00:46:10 UTC
Amber Rose, 34, has confirmed that she and 21 Savage, 25, are over. Sort of.
During an appearance on radio show Big Boys Neighborhood (via Bossip), the Slut
Walk spokeswoman explained that she and er, 21 are no longer a couple. Their
break-up doesnt mean that shes not still madly in love with him. In fact,
shes so madly deeply, so incredibly sprung, has caught so many feelings over
Mr. Savage, that she claims she hung on to a pair of his drawers and sniffs the
crotch area daily. As our male readers note how sweaty downstairs can get during
a working day and how they wouldnt let a woman they HATE smell the crotch of
their end-of-the-day panties out of a reflexive concern for human life, lets
recognize what Ambers confession means. It means REAL LOVE.
Amber says if youre not snorting up the combined nose bouquet of stray pubes,
the last few drops of piss that end up in a guys underwear despite the
customary shake, and other unmentionable but possible odors, THEN YOU DONT KNOW
ABOUT REAL LOVE!
I still sniff em [his old draws], I was just sniffing em before I got here. I
miss that motherfucker. If you dont love the smell of your mans private area,
then you dont really love him.
So true. (21 Savage must have the cleanest nutsack in history.) Amber says they
are no longer together but its just a rough patch.
Were just having a rough patch, its just very fresh. I could never say that
Im single because I dont feel single, I still love him.
Kanye Wests alleged former booty poker (bet she didnt treasure THAT smell)
blames fame for their not-quite-a-breakup.
To be in a relationship is difficult, to be famous and in a relationship is
even more difficult and then you end up arguing about things that you usually
wouldnt argue about as a normal person, said Amb. I love him, I miss him, I
think about him every day. I cant say that Im single because I still think
about him every day. My heart is still with him. Hopefully, we can work it out
but if we cantthe love is still there.