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Jack Harry Teesdale
2020-05-09 12:21:34 UTC
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Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;

1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'


2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.

BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Miloch
2020-05-09 22:05:07 UTC
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Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;
1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'
2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.
BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Dunno, Jack...sounds like he's an Englishman...American male celebs are all well
hung.

Could also be a reference to Mrs Thatcher...just sayin'



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Hello Kiitty
2020-05-10 00:06:15 UTC
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Post by Jack Harry Teesdale
Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;
1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'
2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.
BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Dunno, Jack...sounds like he's an Englishman...American male celebs are all well
hung.
And Miloch should know. He's personally measured every one of them...

with his rectum.
Miloch
2020-05-10 05:40:38 UTC
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Post by Jack Harry Teesdale
Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;
1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'
2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.
BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Dunno, Jack...sounds like he's an Englishman...American male celebs are all well
hung.
And Miloch should know. He's personally measured every one of them...
with his rectum.
You just haven't been the same since your husband left...have ya!


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Jack Harry Teesdale
2020-05-10 08:31:49 UTC
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Post by Jack Harry Teesdale
Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;
1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'
2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.
BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Dunno, Jack...sounds like he's an Englishman...American male celebs are all well
hung.
Could also be a reference to Mrs Thatcher...just sayin'
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No neither of them are english they're definitely Americans.

I'll give you a clue, No 1 was known as the King of Hollywood.
Miloch
2020-05-10 14:52:16 UTC
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Can anyone spot which old/dead celebrities are cited in these quotes;
1) His first wife is alleged to have said 'if his penis had been an inch
shorter, they could have called him the Queen of Hollywood'
2) After his first audition with the film agent, he was offered the part
subject to him performing oral sex on the agent.
BTW they are not the same person and for all i know there may be
multiple answers to 2.
Dunno, Jack...sounds like he's an Englishman...American male celebs are all well
hung.
Could also be a reference to Mrs Thatcher...just sayin'
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No neither of them are english they're definitely Americans.
I'll give you a clue, No 1 was known as the King of Hollywood.
Gotta be the one who also had bad breath...the second one sounds like a standard
Hollywood audition and could be anyone.



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