2018-07-26 15:16:23 UTC
Its already been a very good week for petty vandalism against the Trump
administration, but a new Hall of Fame contender has just entered the scene.
Over the weekend, a $40 million yacht owned by the family of U.S. Secretary of
Education Betsy DeVos was reportedly untied and set adrift from a marina in
According to a report from the Toledo Blade, the captain of the 163-foot boat,
called The Seaquest (wow, real creative name), called the Huron Police
Department at around 6 a.m. Sunday morning after he and the crew realized the
vessel had been set free to roam the friendly freshwater seas.
Look at this big dumb boat:
Unfortunately, the Seaquest was eventually apprehended, but it did suffer some
battle scars along the way: the big boy slammed into a dock, causing somewhere
between $5,000 to $10,000 worth of damage in the form of scrapes and scratches,
the Blade wrote. Poor baby.
Police are looking for surveillance video to identify the hero responsible for
the sick prank.
The Seaquest can reportedly accommodate 12 guests and 12 crew membersenough
space for the entire Trump cabinet if Nikki Haley, Ryan Zinke, and Mike Pompeo
are willing to make it a working vacay!!!!and is one of 10 boats owned by the
DeVos family. Remember how earlier this year, Betsy DeVos tried to cut Education
Department funding by $3.6 billion??? Ha ha ha ha ha.