2018-03-22 15:11:37 UTC
The President of the United States and the former Vice President of the United
States want to fight each other; that much is certain. What remains unclear is
when this fight will take place.
They asked me if Id like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said,
If we were in high school, Id take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of
him, Joe Biden, a virile 75-year-old, told students at the University of Miami
earlier this week, as reported by ABC News. Ive been in a lot of locker rooms
my whole life, Biden continued. Im a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that
talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.
Donald Trump, a similarly virile 71-year-old, responded on Thursday that he,
too, wished to fight:
Donald J. Trump
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both
mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with
physical assault. He doesnt know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying
all the way. Dont threaten people Joe!
3:19 AM - Mar 22, 2018
When will this fight take place? Because we know these statements are not
fragile masculine posturing and are instead sincere expressions of the desire,
shared by the 71-year-old President of the United States and the 75-year-old
former Vice President of the United States, to physically fight one another, we
have reached out for comment.
Watch this space for an update.